This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.
It’s still hillarious.
One of my favorite lines
I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”
I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.
OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN
"Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!" = "Run!"
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
- John: trapped in Homosuck (We'll see him in the next panel)
- Jade: dead. With Calliope, making fantrolls.
- Rose: Just got to LOFAF. Saw shit go down. More concerned about seeing her sleeping mom
- Dave: Chasing Bec Noir, who has Jade's dead body.
- Roxy: Asleep.
- Jake: Confused as hell, standing on Jade's old house, watching Gamzee fight Terezi
- Dirk: travelling as fast as he can toward Skaia. Last we saw him he was 3 hours away.
- Jane: Taking care of Aranea. Is actually on top of her
- Terezi: Almost dead, being killed by Gamzee.
- Karkat: With Kanaya, getting pissed at Gamzee.
- Kanaya: Also getting pissed at Gamzee.
- Aradia: Still in dream bubbles
- Aranea: Almost killed Jane with Dirk's katana, but was stopped by the arrival of )(IC
- )(IC: Just arrived, saw Aranea, super pissed
- Gamzee: Being an asshole
- Erisolsprite: On LOMAX, hating life (Or with the other sprites)
- The other sprites: On LOTAK I think
- Mayor: On LOHAC