ryan, the resident nerd, and his colorful vocabulary.
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Small child: 1; Lady: 0
Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit.
OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.
Holy fuck are you guys okay
YES. JUST FUCKING YES
*not even a whovian* *claps*
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
Did homestuck just jack this post?!
… didn’t they all DESTROY their universe? sorry homestuck you are so far out of the running for saving things
They destroyed their universes but they’re trying to save all of reality so it kinda depends on which part of the comic you look at
sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
unless you have really nice neighbors who don’t put passwords on theirs
Here’s rooting for neighbors with super fast internet, and no common sense.
this is why i have trust issues
- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me: faints